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THE ARRIVAL
Heathrow... Heathrow, Heathrow, Heathrow, hehehe... What a scary place. It
is huge! I think Heathrow has about 4 terminals, and as far as I could tell, these
aren't linked in any way. Do you know, to tell you honestly, arriving at Heathrow
was the thing I was most afraid of when I left. I just knew I was going to get
lost. I did. Horribly lost.
On the plane they told us we were to exit via Terminal 2. Well, I followed everyone sheepishly... that is, until I lost them :o/ I was walking, walking, walking, and suddenly there was noone from my flight in sight???!!! so... I followed a few ambiguous signs and ended up ummm... somewhere. Wherever it was, it wasn't where I was supposed to be. So, I asked someone who kindly told me I had to go back to where I came from, and follow the signs (??). Hmmm, I ended up in all sorts of places, the scariest one being a car park... I had made it out of the airport just fine, but I had no baggage or anything, and noone had tried to stop me!! I went back, I asked someone, asked someone else, and someone else, and again someone else before it dawned on me that these numbskulls were having fun at my expense. Off I trotted in my NO COMMENT t-shirt, to take matters into my own hands. I found the nearest office which, by the way, happened to be a Third World immigration office (but let's not go into that)... rang the airline, told them I was lost and to please send someone down to lead me to my luggage :)
They did... but I still never went through customs, and don't ask me how I managed that... cause I wouldn't have a clue... but there has to be a moral in this story somewhere.
Walking out, I happened to triumphantly pass all those whackos who had misled me earlier... but I dare say I did have to have a chuckle with them... Hell, I probably would have done the same hehehe |